This brings up tonights topic: who has the better job. Of those of you I call my friends, I am really only aware of two other people who enjoy their job as much as I do: Andy and Dave. So I will now make a list to compare and contrast.
| Andy | Dave | Steve | |
| Enjoys job | yes | yes | yes |
| Education beyond Bachelor's | yes | yes | yes |
| Perks | Flying whenever, where ever | Drugs | none |
| Museum exhibits on profession | no | yes | yes |
| TV shows on profession | no | yes | yes |
| Base Pay* | $163,999 | $316,119 | $60,661 |
Conclusions:
- Dave has the best job. He has all "yes", makes the most money, and does not even need all that money to get drugs.
- I have the worst job because I get paid pennies. However, I am cooler than Andy because I am in museums and on TV.
- Andy makes a fair amount of money for doing things that no one is interested in. This then begs the question "Why does he like his job? Is he dumb or something?"
